{"title":"Shirts \u0026 Hoodies","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%; text-align: center; font-size: 3.0vw; line-height: 110%; font-family: 'Montserrat', sans-serif; font-weight: 900; background: linear-gradient(201deg, rgba(255,222,0,1) 0%, rgba(255,162,0,1) 54%, rgba(0,212,255,1) 100%); border-radius: 25px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: inherit; display: inline-block; text-transform: uppercase; margin: 0;\"\u003eT-Shirts, Tanks, \u0026amp; Hoodies\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"wigu-amateurhour","title":"Amateur Hour Shirt","description":"\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wigu\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/files\/store-wigu_large.png?v=1490625539\" alt=\"Wigu\" style=\"float: right; padding: 0 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003eBuncha jabronis\u003c\/span\u003e that ate clown shoes for breakfast running around here, I tell you what. Artwork by \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/kcgreendotcom.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eKC Green\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/jjrowland.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eJeffrey\u003c\/a\u003e just yells it all the time! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Wear this shirt to the bank, pharmacy, parent-teacher conference, emergency room, etc., and point at it to save wear and tear on your vocal cords.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExpertly screenprinted upon\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eMens\/Unisex:\u003c\/b\u003e American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens\/Unisex (2001) in \u003ci\u003eCranberry\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eLadies:\u003c\/b\u003e American Apparel Fine Jersey Womens Tees (2102) also in \u003ci\u003eCranberry\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cb\u003eAre you not sure what size you should get?\u003c\/b\u003e Check out our \u003ca href=\"\/sizes\/\"\u003esize charts\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KC Green, Jeffrey Rowland","offers":[{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Small","offer_id":38871883023,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Medium","offer_id":38879803791,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Large","offer_id":38879803855,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex XL","offer_id":38879803919,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex 2XL","offer_id":38879803983,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens 3XL","offer_id":38879804047,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Small","offer_id":38879804175,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Medium","offer_id":38879804239,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Large","offer_id":38879804303,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies XL","offer_id":38879804367,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies 2XL","offer_id":38879804431,"sku":"WIGU-AH","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/products\/wigu-amateurhour.jpg?v=1738345799"},{"product_id":"wigu-bdc","title":"Bad Dude Club Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wigu\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/files\/store-wigu_large.png?v=1490625539\" alt=\"Wigu\" style=\"float: right; padding: 0 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003eEven if you're a total wimp\u003c\/span\u003e that would never be allowed in any club, you can trick people with this! The only qualification to join Bad Dude Club is to buy this t-shirt! It's easy. \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/oc\/index.php?comic=1500\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAs made famous in this comic, Overcompensating number 1500\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eScreenprinted on...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMens\/Unisex:\u003c\/b\u003e American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens\/Unisex (2001) in \u003ci\u003eBLACK\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLadies:\u003c\/b\u003e Gildan Softstyle 64000L also in \u003ci\u003eBLACK\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeffrey Rowland","offers":[{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Small","offer_id":38871886415,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Medium","offer_id":38877520335,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Large","offer_id":38877520399,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex XL","offer_id":38877520463,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex 2XL","offer_id":38877520527,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens 3XL","offer_id":38877520591,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Small","offer_id":38877520719,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Medium","offer_id":38877520783,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Large","offer_id":38877520847,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies XL","offer_id":38877520911,"sku":"WIGU-BDC","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/products\/wigu-bdc.jpg?v=1738345797"},{"product_id":"wigu-buttcat-olive","title":"Butt Cat Shirt (Olive)","description":"\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wigu\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/files\/store-wigu_large.png?v=1490625539\" alt=\"Wigu\" style=\"float: right; padding: 0 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003e'Nuff said.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/span\u003e Screenprinted on soft, comfortable, and socially responsible American Apparel 2001 and 2102 in \u003cb\u003eOlive\u003c\/b\u003e! 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In many communities you can even say \"God-Dang\" and the average person won't get super duper freaked out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was designed with a sharpie on paper, with the thinking that \"what if Andre the Giant tried to do calligraphy as hard as he could.\" Classy but dignified. As seen in many iterations in the diary comic \u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/posts\/20090821.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOver-Compensating\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/span\u003e Screen-printed on soft, comfortable, and socially responsible American Apparel 2001 and 2102. \u003cb\u003eSee \u003ca href=\"\/sizes.html\"\u003esizing information\u003c\/a\u003e first\u003c\/b\u003e, especially if you haven't ordered American Apparel before!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeffrey Rowland","offers":[{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Small","offer_id":38871896463,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Medium","offer_id":39195445519,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Large","offer_id":39195445583,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex XL","offer_id":39195445647,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex 2XL (+$2)","offer_id":39195445711,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex 3XL (+$3)","offer_id":43749096271,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Small","offer_id":39195445775,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Medium","offer_id":39195445839,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Large","offer_id":39195445903,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies XL","offer_id":39195445967,"sku":"WIGU-DANG","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/products\/wigu-dang.jpg?v=1738345787"},{"product_id":"wigu-drmonkey","title":"Doctor Monkey Knows T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wigu\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/files\/store-wigu_large.png?v=1490625539\" alt=\"Wigu\" style=\"float: right; padding: 0 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cspan class=\"bigass\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e Doctor Monkey knows what you did and frankly you should be more ashamed of yourself than you already are. Relevant Comics: \u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/oc\/index.php?comic=377\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDoctor Monkey Knows What You Did\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/oc\/index.php?comic=374\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDoctor Monkey Goes to Whole Foods\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/oc\/index.php?comic=1379\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e The Secret Life of Doctor Monkey\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003e Printed on \u003cb\u003e Mens American Apparel 2001 \u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003e Ladies American Apparel 2102\u003c\/b\u003e.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeffrey Rowland","offers":[{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Small","offer_id":38871896655,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Medium","offer_id":38882656591,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex Large","offer_id":38882656655,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex XL","offer_id":38882656719,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens\/Unisex 2XL (+$2)","offer_id":38882656783,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mens 3XL (+$3)","offer_id":38882656847,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Small","offer_id":38882656911,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Medium","offer_id":38882656975,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies Large","offer_id":38882657039,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies XL","offer_id":38882657167,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ladies 2XL","offer_id":38882657231,"sku":"WIGU-DRMONKEY","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/products\/wigu-drmonkey.jpg?v=1738345785"},{"product_id":"wigu-exist","title":"Existentialists Do It Pointlessly T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wolfs\"\u003e\"Every existing thing is born without reason,\u003c\/span\u003e prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance, butt-munch.\" - Butt-Head Sarte\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wigu\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/files\/store-wigu_large.png?v=1490625539\" alt=\"Wigu\" style=\"float: right; padding: 0 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/span\u003e Printed on \u003cb\u003e Slate Mens American Apparel 2001 \u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003e Slate Ladies American Apparel 2102\u003c\/b\u003e. 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